"therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)" (therevengeofthesaab)
04/12/2014 at 18:44 • Filed to: None | 0 | 32 |
You will drive this for the rest of your life. No mods, drive it as-is. You may not drive any other car ever again.
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PatBateman
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 18:45 | 0 |
You evil bastard.
Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 18:45 | 2 |
Prius, every damn time, because you can still hoon a Prius. The rest are well beyond hoonage.
Brian Silvestro
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 18:46 | 0 |
Prius because at least I might be able to reasonably auto-x it.
Blondude
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 18:47 | 0 |
BOSOZOKUUUU!!!!!!!!
Milky
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 18:48 | 3 |
This guy, without a doubt. Easily the most well done car here, and the raised ride height will keep me above all the haters.
therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
> Milky
04/12/2014 at 18:52 | 2 |
therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
> Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
04/12/2014 at 18:54 | 0 |
You can kind of hoon the rice car I guess
therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
> Brian Silvestro
04/12/2014 at 18:55 | 1 |
I am going to change the prius....Maybe not
Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 18:56 | 0 |
Prius, so car guys/girls won't think I went full retard. At least in a Prius you'll blend and get choice parking at Whole Foods.
AthomSfere
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 18:58 | 2 |
The poser mobile. Best chance of being a 5 speed and most the mods will probably fall off leaving me with just a junker thats seen better days but is still drivable.
JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 18:59 | 0 |
the Prius, probably, but that trashy thing in the orange and gold outfit is winking at me... Hey there.... I bet YOU'RE easy...
therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
> Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
04/12/2014 at 18:59 | 0 |
You get choice parking at whole foods for driving a prius???
M54B30
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 19:03 | 0 |
walk. And I'm lazy as shit so it says something
therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
> M54B30
04/12/2014 at 19:04 | 0 |
Not an option, try again
Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 19:04 | 0 |
I've only heard rumors. Teslas get free valet though.
M54B30
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 19:06 | 0 |
Prius with limo tint so nobody ever sees me. And a fifth in the glovebox to motivate me to push the start button every time
yamahog
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 19:06 | 0 |
Number 4 because downforce, bro.
therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
> Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
04/12/2014 at 19:07 | 1 |
What if I put a Tesla badge on my car........I wonder if they would notice
Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 19:10 | 0 |
I was at a gas station talking to a mechanic yesterday and a Tesla drove in and looked a bit lost. He finally made it to the store. Probably wanted to show off and get himself a candy bar.
CAcoalminer
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 19:17 | 0 |
Prius. My wife has owned the first 3 generations but I finally got her to buy a Model S. Honestly they're not as bad as people say they are and definitely better than those abominations. Here's the story of how our first Prius died: http://dougdemuro.jalopnik.com/good-news-ever…
Karrbon Fiber
> Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
04/12/2014 at 19:17 | 1 |
I'd think #1 with its RWD and a Chevy 572 crate engine is a formula for hoonage. That and I've been to Spade's garages a few times. Top notch work.
Anima
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 19:19 | 0 |
The poser mobile, because even if it is the only car I ever get to drive I can still enter a Lemons.
jkm7680
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 19:42 | 0 |
The Prius. Nobody would think that you are completely retarded/blind
I would not drive the first one. Donkalicious! Does it come with free Crack?
Conan
> AthomSfere
04/12/2014 at 19:49 | 1 |
It'd be fun hooning it to make the mods fall off too.
speedygopher
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 19:55 | 1 |
Gotta be #1. Plenty of room inside, and it's a convertible. And it could probably roll over the other cars on the list without noticing.
desertdog5051
> AthomSfere
04/12/2014 at 20:02 | 1 |
The answer is always... GTO.
Alex B
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 20:05 | 0 |
Prius. Because it's stock. You could go unnoticed. And it's a reliable DD.
Luc - The Acadian Oppo
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 21:16 | 0 |
This one hands down. heck I would be willing to drive even if I wasn't forced to. Definitely a clean build.
wkiernan
> therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
04/12/2014 at 21:46 | 0 |
I actually like Priuses. Those other cars, while amusing, are too fucked up for long-term daily use. Number two, that cartoon thing, can you even drive it at highway speeds at all?
Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
> Karrbon Fiber
04/13/2014 at 10:50 | 0 |
You still can't hoon 30 inch wheels.
Karrbon Fiber
> Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
04/13/2014 at 11:01 | 0 |
Says who? Have you not seen these cars on the streets acting fool? 28's and 30's aren't uncommon to see in my area.
Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
> Karrbon Fiber
04/13/2014 at 11:14 | 0 |
I don't know....high unsprung weight, really strange gearing with wheels that large, god awful suspension dynamics. You can hoon anything, sure, but I'm referring to hooning as a dynamic act, not just glorified donuts and brakestands.